Albeit a true-but thrown together list (since I am otherwise busy *wiping butts* & making my one not homemade cherry pie to take to friends - since my family is otherwise nuts and I cannot cook-in that order).
Not necessarily in this order, I am thankful for: birth control, caffeine, blood pressure medication, jet tubs (and the ability to, occasionally, use by MYSELF), binkies, naptime, DISPOSABLE diapers, wipes (which are useful in many ways - esp. for all of the females in this house), beer/wine, hair color (bye bye white-ies!), Nyquil, Benadryl, drive thrus, push-up bras, panti-liners (a neccesity after three kids), pony tail holders, makeup, elastic, Retinol & eye cream, sunglasses, internet shopping... *Let me add Lysol here - as I had to go wipe a messy butt and potty seat during this entry. Since it is Thanksgiving, and many of you will be gorging yourselves, I will not go into details so as not to ruin your feast*...microwaves, canned food, Scentsy's for the bathroom, bathroom door locks, doors in general (to hide the clutter), having kids too young or spaced far enough apart to not know the difference so I can re-gift, a 6'3 husband who will sleep in a twin size bed when it thunders, Dr. Rao, free babysitting (TV), washable carseat covers, caller ID, front loader washer w/sanitize option, curse words (even if only in my head), and, last but not least, the public school system.
And, in all seriousness, all 32 of you who read my inconsistent & often poop-related blog. Happy Thanksgiving!!
