As if having three lovely little ladies home from school for spring break with the crappiest weather (Macy has been saying "sun, wake up!") isn't enough, the hubs decides to, while not planning to, add to the drama by pulling the big bad green minivan mama machine around the back to hook up our 6ft trailer. He was playing the role of an excited kid, I suppose, so I can't be too upset (or can I - the possibility of ONLY ONE CAR until it dries out....loading all the kids up by 730 for school for one, work for the other, then kill time for an hour until it's time for preschool...). He wanted to take our fully loaded full of crap junk stuff to the dump so he could load up a new four wheeler for a surprise for the girls!!
Well....he got stuck on the way to the trailer - IN BETWEEN the partially assembled (cannot complete due to the afore mentioned crappy weather) swingset and the Little Tykes playhouse!!! He actually got out of that predicament after mommy watching a show of cursing (yes, you can tell certain curse words by teeth-lip placement) mud-flinging, shovel throwing madness. After circling the swingset, he gets stuck AGAIN!!! He pretty much gives up by this point. Tries later by using his brand new riding mower (which reads THE TANK on the back haha) - yea, that didn't work. You ought to see his clothes! AND he hurt his foot and broke some tools in the process! AND the steering wheel, etc is totally covered in mud!
And there the dang thing sits, with one of the front tires buried about 1 1/2 feet into the mud.
Oh my gosh, I can just SEE how mad he would be...I just love that Will. This post made me laugh so hard thinking of it all going down.
ReplyDeleteIs it still part of your lawn ornaments? You could always take the doors off it and make it into a jungle gym for the girls, just kidding.
ReplyDeleteHope you got the green machine out of that mess!